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Green tea 'may keep HIV at bay'

Drinking green tea could help in the fight against HIV, research suggests.
Scientists found a component called epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG) prevents HIV from binding to immune system cells by getting there first.

Once EGCG has bound to immune system cells there is no room for HIV to take hold in its usual fashion.

However, experts said the joint UK and US work, which appears in the Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology, was at a very preliminary stage.

We suggest that it should be used in combination with conventional medicines to improve quality of life for those infected

Professor Mike Williamson
University of Sheffield

Researcher Professor Mike Williamson, of the University of Sheffield, said: "Our research shows that drinking green tea could reduce the risk of becoming infected by HIV, and could also slow down the spread of HIV.

"It is not a cure, and nor is it a safe way to avoid infection, however, we suggest that it should be used in combination with conventional medicines to improve quality of life for those infected.

"Future research is also currently under way in order to determine how much effect can be expected from different amounts of tea."

More work needed

Keith Alcorn, senior editor of the Aidsmap web service, said tests on animals would be needed before any conclusions could be safely drawn on the potential protective effect of drinking green tea.

"This study only looks at the ability of a chemical in green tea to block HIV binding to human CD4 immune cells in the test tube.

"Many substances shown to prevent HIV infection in the test tube turn out to have little or no effect in real life, so I think there's a long way to go before anyone should rely on green tea to protect against HIV infection."

Lisa Power, head of policy at the HIV charity, Terrence Higgins Trust said: "Condoms keep HIV at bay. Anything that boosts your immune system is beneficial for people with HIV, but green tea can't be a substitute for proper medication and prevention techniques."

Green tea has been linked to a positive effect on a wide range of conditions, including heart disease, cancer and Alzheimer's.

The 99 Club - " STORY TIME "

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle,was neither happy nor content.



One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked.
This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant

"Why are you so happy?"

The man replied

" Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies .."



The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor.



After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said



" Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."



"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?"

the King inquired.



The advisor replied,



"Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep ."



DONE



When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house.

When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were only 99 coins.

He wondered

" What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins! "



He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.

Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.



From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make
that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.



Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled.

When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said

" Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club. "



He continued

" The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra 1 telling to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life ."



We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires. That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."





"HOPE YOU WILL NEVER JOIN THAT 99 CLUB"

daily puzzles

1. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The
bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every
15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest,
how many rungs are under water?


2. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a
window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the
bear?

daily puzzle

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?


2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?


bang your head or else ask me for the answers

Thought for the day

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

All people smile in the same language.

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it's a matter of choice.

It's taken me all of my life to get where I am now.

s c a r e

do you know how to scare a computer engineer?

play-station: get home a free HDTV

read the news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6482789.stm
its interesting!

msn-yahoo-aim-google

a neat ALL IN ONE! no need to download messgengers, messing up all installs in the system.
useful to chat stealthily in the office!
www.meebo.com

7 Deadly Sins

Wealth without work

Pleasure without conscience

Knowledge without character

Commerce without morality

Science without humanity

Worship without sacrifice

Politics without principle

A fish story

A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 mil es north of Houston) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in the lake and went to investigate.

It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a ; basketball which became stuck in its mouth!!

The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.

You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures...











Be kinder than necessary. Cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle

Strange deaths!!!

Death by Embracing the Reflection of the
Moon

Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two
greatest poets in Chinas literary history. He was well known for
his love of liquor and often spouted his greatest poems while
drunk.

One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze
River while trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the
water.

Death by Beard

Austrian Hans Steininger was famous for having the worlds
longest beard (it was 4.5 feet or nearly 1.4 m long) and for dying
because of it.

One day in 1567, there was a fire in town and in his haste Hans
forgot to roll up his beard. He accidentally stepped on his beard,
lost balance, stumbled, broke his neck and died!

Death From Holding a Pee In

Danish nobleman and astronomer Tycho Brahe
[wiki] was one interesting fellow. He kept a dwarf as a court jester
who sat under the table during dinner. He even had a tame pet
moose.

Tycho also lost the tip of his nose in a duel with another Danish
nobleman and had to wear a "dummy" nose made from silver and gold,
but thats another story.

It was said that Tycho had to hold his pee during one
particularly long banquet in 1601 (getting up in the middle of a
dinner was considered really rude) that his bladder, strained to its
limits, developed an infection which later killed him!

Later analyses suggested that Tycho died because of mercury
poisoning but thats not nearly as interesting as the original
story.

Death by Conductors Cane

While conducting the hymnal Te Deum for French King
Louis XIV in 1687, Jean-Baptiste Lully was so focused in keeping the
rhythm by banging a staff against the floor (this was the method
before conductors baton came into use), that he struck his toe hard
but refused to stop.

The toe developed an abscess, which later turned gangrenous, but
Lully refused to have it amputated. The gangrene spread and killed
the stubborn musician.

Ironically, the hymn he was conducting was in celebration of the
recovery of Louis XIV from an illness.

Death by Dessert

King Adolf
Frederick [wiki] of Sweden loved to eat and died from it
too!

The "King Who Ate Himself to Death" died in 1771 at the age of 61
from a digestive problem after eating a giant meal consisting of
lobster, caviar, saurkraut, cabbage soup, smoked herring, champagne
and 14 servings of his favorite dessert: semla [wiki], a bun
filled with marzipan and milk.

Death by Jury Demonstration

After the Civil War, controversial Ohio politician Clement
Vallandigham [wiki] became a highly successful lawyer who rarely
lost a case.

In 1871, he defended Thomas McGehan who was accused of shooting
one Tom Myers during a barroom brawl. Vallandigham s defense was
that Myers had accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol
from a kneeling position.

To convince the jury, Vallandigham decided to demonstrate his
theory. Unfortunately, he grabbed a loaded gun by mistake and ended
up shooting himself!

By dying, Vallandigham succeeded in demonstrating the
plausibility of the accidental shooting and got his client
acquitted.

Death from Biting Ones Tongue

Allan
Pinkerton (1819-1884)[ wiki], famous for creating the Pinkerton
detective agency and developing investigative techniques such as
surveilling a suspect and doing undercover work, died of an
infection after biting his tongue when he slipped on a
sidewalk!

Death from Stubbing Ones Toe

Famous Tennessee whiskey distiller Jack Daniel
[wiki] decided to come in to work early one morning in 1911. He
wanted to open his safe but couldnt remember the combination. In
anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his toe, which later
developed an infection that killed him!

Moral of the story? Dont go to work early.

Death by Orange Peel

Bobby
Leach [wiki] wasnt afraid to court death: in 1911, he was the
second person in the world to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The
daredevil went on to perform many other death-defying stunts, so his
death is especially ironic.

One day while walking down a street in New Zealand, Leach slipped
on a piece of orange peel. He broke his leg so badly it had to be
amputated. Leach died due to complications that developed
afterwards.

Death by Overcoat Parachute Failure

In 1911, French tailor Franz
Reichelt decided to test his invention, a combination overcoat
and parachute, by jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Actually, he told
the authorities that he would use a dummy, but at the last minute
decided to test it himself. It was no surprise that he fell to his
death.

Theres even a YouTube clip of
his fatal jump.

Death by 1) Poison, 2) Gunshot Wound (4x), 3) Beating by
Clubs, 4) Drowning.

According to legends, Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916)
was first poisoned with enough cyanide to kill ten men, but he
wasnt affected.

So his killers shot him in the back with a revolver. Rasputin
fell but later revived. So, he was shot again three more times, but
Rasputin still lived. He was then clubbed, and for good measure
thrown into the icy Neva River.

Rasputin was finally dead for good.

Death by Baseball

Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman
[wiki] was the only man
ever killed by a baseball pitch.

At that time, baseball pitchers dirtied up a ball before it was
thrown at the batter to make it harder to see. On August 6, 1920 in
a game against the New York Yankees, Carl Mays pitched such a ball
towards Chapman that fatally hit his skull.

Death by Scarf

"Mother of modern dance" Isadora
Duncan [wiki] was killed in 1927 by her trademark scarf she
loved to wear:

As the New York Times noted in its obituary of the dancer
on 15 September 1927, "The automobile was going at full speed when
the scarf of strong silk began winding around the wheel and with
terrific force dragged Miss Duncan, around whom it was securely
wrapped, bodily over the side of the car, precipitating her with
violence against the cobblestone street. She was dragged for
several yards before the chauffeur halted, attracted by her cries
in the street. Medical aid was summoned, but it was stated that
she had been strangled and killed
instantly."

Death by Garbage

Homer and
Langley Collyer [wiki] were compulsive hoarders. The two
brothers had a fear of throwing anything away and obsessively
collected newspapers and other junk in their house. They even set up
booby-traps in corridors and doorways to protect against
intruders.

In 1947, an anonymous tip called that there was a dead
body in the Collyer house, and after much initial difficulty getting
in, the police found Homer Collyer dead and Langley no where to be
found. About two weeks later, after removing nearly 100 tons of
garbage from the house, workers found Langley Collyers partialy
decomposed (and rat-chewed) body just 10 feet away from where they
had found his brother.

Apparently, Langley had been crawling through tunnels of
newspapers to bring food to his paralyzed brother when he set off
one of his own booby-traps. Homer died several days later from
starvation.

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Death at a Talk Show

Jerome
Irving Rodale [wiki] was a proponent of healthy eating. He was
an early advocate for organic farming and sustainable agriculture,
founder of Organic Farming and Gardening magazine and Rodale
Press.

After bragging that he would "live to 100, unless Im run down by
a a sugar-crazy taxi driver", Rodale died of a heart attack while
being interviewed on the Dick Cavett Show in 1971. Appearing fast
asleep, Dick Cavett joked "Are we boring you, Mr. Rodale?" before
discovering that his 72-year-old guest had indeed died. The show was
never aired.

Death by Suicide During a Live TV News
Broadcast

Christine
Chubbuck [wiki] was the first and only TV news reporter to
commit suicide during a live television broadcast.

On July 15, 1974, eight minutes into the broadcast, the depressed
reporter said "In keeping with Channel 40s policy of bringing
you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going
to see another first: an attempted suicide." With that,
Chubbuck drew up a revolver and shot herself in the head.

Death on the Toilet

There are several examples of death on the toilet, but that of
Elvis Presley (1935 - 1977) was the most famous.

The King of Rock n Roll was found lying on the floor of his
Graceland mansions bathroom after throwing up while being seated on
the toilet, taking care of business.

Doctors attributed his death to a heart attack from weight gain
and taking too many prescription drugs.

Death by Robot

Robert
Williams [wiki] was the first man ever killed by a robot. On
January 25, 1979, Williams climbed into a storage rack at the Ford
Motors Flat Rock casting plant to retrieve a part because the
parts-retrieval robot malfunctioned. Suddenly, the robot reactivated
and slammed its arm into Williams head, killing him instantly.

The second death by robot happened just a couple of years
afterwards in 1981. Kenji Urada
[wiki], a 37-year-old Japanese maintenance engineer was working on a
broken robot at a Kawasaki plant when he failed to turn it off. The
robots mechanical arm accidentally pushed him into a grinding
machine.

Death by Decapitation by Helicopter Rotor
Blades

Actor Vic
Morrow [wiki] died on the set of Twilight Zone: The
Movie when a helicopter spun out of control due to special
effect explosions, crashed, and decapitated
him with its rotor blades.

Two other child actors also died at the event, which triggered a
massive reform in US child labor laws and safety regulations on
movie sets.

Death by Cactus

In 1982, 27-year-old David
Grundman and a roommate decided to do a little "cactus
plugging," by shooting the desert plant with a shotgun.

The first one, a small cactus, went off without a hitch and
Grundman was encouraged to try a larger prey: a 26-foot-tall Saguaro
cactus, probably a 100-year-old plant. Unfortunately, Grundman
blasted off a large chuck of the cactus that fell on him and crushed
him to death!

To date, this was probably the only known instance of revenge
killing by a plant.

Death by Bottle Cap

American playwright Tennessee
Williams [wiki] died in 1983 after he choked on a bottle cap in
his hotel room. Yes, he had been drinking.

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Death by Drowning at a Lifeguards Party.

In 1985, to celebrate their first drowning-free season ever, the
lifeguards of the New Orleans recreation department decided to throw
themselves a party.

When the party ended, a 31-year-old guest named Jerome
Moody was found dead on the bottom of the recreation
departments pool.

We suppose when its your time to go, then its your time to go:
there were four lifeguards on duty and more than half of the 200
party-goers were themselves lifeguards!

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Death on Stage, While Telling a Joke

Dick Shawn (1924-1987) was a comedian who had a heart attack and
died during a joke that seemed strangely appropriate:

He was making fun of politicians by saying campaign cliches
ending with "I will not lay down on the job!" Shawn then laid down
on the floor face down. At first, the audience thought that it was
all part of the show, until some time later a theater employee
checked him for a pulse and began administering CPR.

The paramedics then arrived, and the audience were told to go
home - Dick Shawn was dead.

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Death by Belly Slam.

British pro wrestler Mal "King Kong" Kirk died underneath the big
belly of Shirley "Big Daddy" Crabtree.

In August 1987, during the final moments of the match, Crabtree
delivered his signature "Belly-Splash" move (basically jumping up
and down, slamming his belly onto a guy) on Kirk, who then had a
heart attack and died.

Crabtree was cleared after it was revealed that Kirk had a
serious heart condition prior to the match. However, Crabtree blamed
himself for Kirks death and retired from pro wrestling.

Before the match, Kirk
had told his friends: "If I have to go, I hope it is in the
ring."

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Death by Giant Umbrellas

In 1991, artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude put up an
environmental installation art of thousands of giant yellow and blue
umbrellas in California and Japan.

The giant umbrellas, which measured about 20 foot (6 m) in
height, 28 foot (8.7 m) in diameter and weighed about 500 lb, became
a huge tourist attraction.

Less than two months after the installation opened, Lori Rae
Keevil-Mathews, a 33-year-old woman drove out to see the umbrellas
in California. A wind gust uprooted one of the umbrellas and blew it
straight at her, crushing her against a boulder and killing her.

Christo immediately ordered all of the umbrellas taken down. The
umbrellas, however, took another life - this time in Japan. Crane
operator Masaaki Nakamura was electrocuted when the machines arm
touched a 65,000-volt high-tension line when removing the
umbrellas.

Death by Re-creation

In 1991, a 57-year-old Thai woman Yooket Paen was walking in her
farm when she accidentally slipped on a cow dung, grabbed a naked
live wire and got electrocuted to death.

Soon after Paens funeral, her 52-year-old- sister Yooket Pan was
showing her neighbors how the accident happened when she herself
slipped, grabbed the same live wire and also got electrocuted to
death!

Death by Sheep

In 1999, Betty
Stobbs, 67, of Durham, England, took a bale of hay to feed her
flock of sheep on the back of her motorcycle.

Apparently, the sheep were very hungry. About forty of them
rushed the hay and knocked her off a cliff into a 100-feet deep
quarry. Stobbs survived the fall only to be killed when the
motorcycle, which was also knocked off the cliff, tumbled down after
her.

Death by Necklace Bomb

On the afternoon of August 28, 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells
[wiki] tried to rob a bank with a home-made shotgun disguised as a
cane.

When he was caught by the police, Wells revealed that he had been
forced by some people he delivered pizza to earlier to rob the bank.
A necklace with an explosive device was attached to his neck.

The necklace bomb blew up before the bomb squad could deactivate
it (indeed, there was controversy whether the police took his story
seriously and delayed calling the bomb squad). Until today, its
unclear whether Wells was a victim, a co-conspirator or the lone
perpetrator of the robbery and subsequent death.

Update 3/12/07: Case solved, said the authorities, with
indictments expected soon: Link

Death by Stingray

In 2006, Australian wildlife expert and TV personality Steve "The Crocodile
Hunter" Irwin [wiki] died when he was stabbed in the heart by a
stingray spine while filming a documentary Oceans
Deadliest.

Death by Bookcase

Mariesa Weber
was reported missing by her family for nearly two weeks before they
found her in her bedroom, wedged behind a bookcase.

"Im sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking
for her," her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times.
"And shes right in the bedroom."

Both Weber and her sister had previously adjusted the
television plug by standing on a bureau next to the shelf and
leaning over the top. Her family believes Weber, who was 5-foot-3
and barely 100 pounds, may have fallen headfirst into the
space.

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