Thought for friday

Whenever you feel like working sincerly,

just sit down,

relax,

take a deep breath until that dangerous feeling goes away !!

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TOP

Explosion == Success

very oooooold car

is this called the Tight Security?

Fashionable Purse

PigJet Plane

BinLaden's Car

Golf for beginners

21st Century defined: -

Our Communication - Wireless

Our Dress - sleeveless

Our Telephone - Cordless

Our Cooking - Fireless

Our Youth - Jobless

Our Food - Fatless

Our Faith - Godless

Our Labor - Effortless

Our Conduct - Worthless

Our Relation - Loveless

Our Attitude - Careless

Our Feelings - Heartless

Our Politics - Clueless

Our Education - Valueless

Our Arguments - Baseless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Much Less ...

Story Time - Royal servant

The King of Kamera in Africa was a proud and stern man, feared by all his subjects.

One day while sitting in his mud palace, surrounded by fawning courtiers and watched by a multitude of people who had come to see him, he was suddenly overcome by a sense of grandeur and loudly declared that he was master of the world and that all men were his servants.

“You are mistaken,” said a frail voice. “All men are servants of one another.”

A deathly silence followed the remark. The blood froze in the veins of the people assembled there. Then the king exploded in anger.

“Who said that!” he demanded, rising from the royal stool. “Who dares suggest that I am a servant!!”

“I do,” said a voice in the crowd, and the people parted to reveal a white-haired old man, leaning heavily on a stout stick.

“Who are you?” asked the king.

“I am Boubakar,” said the man. “We have no water in our village. I have come to ask for a well to be dug there.”

“So you are a beggar!” roared the king, striding down to where the man stood. “Yet you have the temerity to call me a servant!”

“We all serve one another,” said Boubakar, showing no fear, “and I will prove it to you before nightfall.”

“Do that,” said the monarch. “Force me to wait on you. If you can do that I will have not one but three wells dug in your village. But if you fail, you’ll lose your head!”

“In our village,” said the old man, “when we accept a challenge, we touch the person’s feet. Let me touch your feet. Hold my stick.”

The king took the stick and the old man bent down and touched the monarch’s feet.

“Now you may give it back to me,” he said, straightening up. The king gave him back his stick.

“Do you want any more proof?” asked Boubakar.

“Proof?” asked the king, bewildered.

“You held my stick when I asked you to and gave it back to me when I asked you for it,” said the old man. “As I said, all good men are servants of one another.”

The king was so pleased with Boubakar’s wit and daring that he not only had wells dug in his village but also retained him as an adviser.

Good, Better, Best

“ Good, Better, Best,
Never let it rest,
Until the Good is Better
And the Better is Best. ”

have fun

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

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Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.

Study this small story; hope that makes a BIG change in you.

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.

He held it up for all to see & asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs?'

'50gms!' .... '100gms!' .....'125gms' .....The students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'

'Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.

'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?'

'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!' ventured another student & all the students laughed.

'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?' asked the professor.

'No'

'Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?' The students were puzzled.

'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.

'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!' So, as it becomes time for you to leave office today, Remember friend to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

Please share this Great bit of message...

"Hands that HELP are better than Lips that PRAY"

You have a bad eyes

able to figure out what this means? if you cant stretch your eyes with your fingers at both corners, u will be able to do that..

do u think you have bad eyes?

Survey!

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure,

In Africa they didn't know what 'food'meant,

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

In Europe theydidn't know what 'shortage' meant,

In China they didn't know what'opinion' meant,

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution'meant,

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
and in

the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Funny Football Clips

Funny Football Clips
A large collection of football players, and referees, falling over and hitting the ball at each other.

Signature in your E-Mails

Everybody use signatures in
e-mails. Some people just write their name at the bottom of a letter, some like
writing there a lot of info about themselves (I like it and I do it). But
usually it's all just text.

A really nice solution to enhance e-mail message look (if you use HTML e-mail) is using so called
userbars - a new flavour appeared mainly on forums in the last time. It's
graphical stripes usually sized 350*20 pixels which shows user' attitudes.

So I want to recommend you probably the most exhaustive collection of
userbars - Userbars.com. You'll be able to find a userbar
for any theme you wish.

are u Crying?

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!

Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?