Could you give me ......

Could you give me ......

"Hello, could you give me condom?" My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me."

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he turns to the pharmacist and says:

"You'd better give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says:

"Actually, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she suggested the dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner."

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, with his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more so than the others. She gets close to her boyfriend and tells him in his ear:

"I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!"