Friday, November 24, 2006

Cricket

1
Ek Paal Ka Jeena


2
Phir To Hain Jaana


3
Tohfa Kya Leke Jaayie

4
Dil Yeh Bataana

5
Khali Haath Aaye The Hum

6
Khali Haath Jayenge

7
Bus Pyar Ke Do Meethen Bol Jhilmilayenge

8
To Hans Khil Ki Duniya Ko Hain Hasana

9

Ae Mere Dil Tu Gaye Ja

10
Ae Aaye Aao Aaye Aa

Dentists may be soon out of history

A new antimicrobial drug may soon put dentists out of their jobs, for it totally eliminates the bacteria that live in plaque and cause tooth decay.
Created by Wenyuan Shi of the University of California, Los Angeles, the anti-microbial drug is safer than traditional antibiotics, for unlike them, it does not kill commensal or "friendly" bacteria and only targets Streptococcus mutans.

According to the New Scientist, Shi created the drug by linking a peptide that specifically targets S. mutans to the active region of Novispirin G10, a broad-spectrum antibiotic that destroys bacterial membranes.

He found that though the compound killed S. mutans grown in liquid or as biofilms, it did not harm other oral streptococci.

read more on :
http://www.rediff.com/news/2006/nov/23dentist.htm

Friendship

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together,



they move together, they cry together, they see things together and



they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what's friendship





But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open........................................





Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Funny Video


Saturday, November 18, 2006

w o r k e r

The population of India is 100 crores

1,00,00,00,000

But 19 crores are retired.

-19,00,00,000


That leaves 81 crores do the work.

81,00,00,000


There are 25 crores in school,

- 25,00,00,000
Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.

56,00,00,000


Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,

-22,00,00,000


Leaving 34 crores to do the work.

34,00,00,000


4 crores are in the Armed Forces,

-4,00,00,000


Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,000


Take away from above total the 20 crores people! work For State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!)


-20,00,00,000


And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.

10,00,00,000


Total unemployed are 8 crores

-8,00,00,000


And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

2,00,00,000


At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,

-1,20,00,000


Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.

80,00,000


Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people in prisons throughout the country.

-79,99,998
That leaves just 2
people to do the work....... 2


You and me!!! And currently YOU are reading mails.

So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!!

Now, please go back and do your! job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that! Understand ..! Haa haa

Monday, November 13, 2006

Birth - explained by engineers

One day, a boy, rose in a computer-profession al Info. Tech. family, asks
his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His Dad thinks for a while, sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one
day you would have to find out anyway! "

"Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We entered into a secure folder, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the Delete button.
Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a
self extracting file which had implanted itself in her operating system.
Then, nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got
Mail'!"

what word is this?

Try reading this word
convincing

mail me the answer. misterraj@gmail.com or ask me if u dont know.

Friday, November 10, 2006

He he ha ha

ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..


who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

Thursday, November 09, 2006

A.R. Rahman

Awards and nominations
Rahman has won the following awards:

• National Film Awards (India)

o 1993 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Roja
o 1997 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Minsaara Kanavu
o 2002 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Lagaan
o 2003 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Kannathil Muthamittal

• Filmfare Awards (India)

o 1995 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Rangeela
o 1998 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Dil Se
o 1999 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Taal
o 2001 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Lagaan
o 2002 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Saathiya
o 2002 - Filmfare Best Background Score - The Legend of Bhagat Singh
o 2004 - Filmfare Best Background Score - Swades

• Zee Cine Awards (India)

o 2000 - Zee Cine Award Best Music Director - Taal
o 2002 - Zee Cine Award Best Music Director - Lagaan

• 9 South Indian Filmfare Awards
• 6 Times Tamil Nadu State Film Awards

A.R. Rahman has been nominated for the following awards:

• Laurence Olivier Awards (UK)
o 2003 - Laurence Olivier Theatre Award for Best New Musical - Bombay Dreams

• Dora Mavor Moore Awards (Canada)
o 2006 - General Theatre Division - Outstanding Musical Direction - The Lord of the Rings musical

Sardar Jokes

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.


Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our


engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one

before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.


Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from


his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.


sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?


Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi

petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?


sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it

Monday, November 06, 2006

Time to smile

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs.5 lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"

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Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Corporate Lessons

Remember all these lessons when you're just started working, while and still working and out of work…


CORPORATE LESSON NO.1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit… and ate it.

Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

CORPORATE LESSON NO.2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story is: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

CORPORATE LESSON NO.3

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Moral of the story is:-

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Corporate Love letter

Dearest Ms.__________ ,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 14th of February(Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be cont! inuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer..


Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,

SECRETARY

A "sardar" female went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. The
manager told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic sardarni thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? , Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."

The Manager fainted.....