Saturday, November 18, 2006

w o r k e r

The population of India is 100 crores

1,00,00,00,000

But 19 crores are retired.

-19,00,00,000


That leaves 81 crores do the work.

81,00,00,000


There are 25 crores in school,

- 25,00,00,000
Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.

56,00,00,000


Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,

-22,00,00,000


Leaving 34 crores to do the work.

34,00,00,000


4 crores are in the Armed Forces,

-4,00,00,000


Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,000


Take away from above total the 20 crores people! work For State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!)


-20,00,00,000


And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.

10,00,00,000


Total unemployed are 8 crores

-8,00,00,000


And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

2,00,00,000


At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,

-1,20,00,000


Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.

80,00,000


Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people in prisons throughout the country.

-79,99,998
That leaves just 2
people to do the work....... 2


You and me!!! And currently YOU are reading mails.

So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!!

Now, please go back and do your! job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that! Understand ..! Haa haa

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