Fuzzy Logic
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Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
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The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
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Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.
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Kenny's Law of Auto Repair:
The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location.
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Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
- Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway.
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