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1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.
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3. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
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4. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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5. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? Such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece.
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6. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
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7. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.
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8. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.
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9. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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10. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.
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11. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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12. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.
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13. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
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14. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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15. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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16. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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17. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Regards,VenkatWhen somebody criticizes you don't worry, Stones are generally thrown only at tree full of fruits.
No person was ever honoured for wat they received but honoured & rewarded for wat they gave.