Mistake :-)

Santa was writing
the passive voice of

"I made a mistake"

as

"I was made by a mistake"

Diwali wishes (little belated)

Aapko Is Diwali main...

"Chandragupt'... Ki...." Shakti"

"Meerabai".... Ki... "Bhakti.."

"Rajchandra'... Ka.... "Gyan..."

'"Karan...' Ka... "Daan..."'

"Einstein...' Ki... 'Buddhi..".

"Nobel Prize..." Ki... "Siddhi"

"Gandhi "....Ki.... "Ahimsa"

"India...' Ki ...."Parampara"

"Vajpayee..". Ki... "Maryada"

"Nizaam...." Ki.... "Sampatti"

"Michael ....Jordan..." Ki.... "Salary"

"Abdul Kalam..." Ki.... "Vocabulary"

"Bhagat Singh..." Ka... "Deshprem "

"Sweetheart...." Ka.... "Amarprem"

"Microsoft...." Ke... "Share"

"Rupiyon...." Ke.... "Dher"

"Tata..." Ke... "Senses..".

"Ambani..." Ke... "Licenses"

"Birla...." Ka... "Bangla"

"Daler..." Ka... "Bhangra"

" Rajnikanth"... Ki.... "Style"

"Madhuri..". Ki... "Smile"

""Amitabh..."" Ki... "Personality "

"Ratan Tata..." Ki... "Popularity"

"Worldtour..." Ka... "Ticket"

"Tendulkar..." Ka... "Wicket"

"Administrator... "Ke... "Passwords"

"Jokes..." Ke... "Forwards"

"Mercedez.." Ki..." Car"

"Diamond ..."Ka.. "Haar"

Aur... "Logon..." Ka...

"Dher... Saraa ...." pyaar"Prapt Ho..."

Wish you a Happy Diwali

Confession

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

"Yes, Father it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I promised I'd never tell."

"Was it Nina Capeli?"

"I'm sorry, Father, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"Father, my lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone, therefore you cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

Drag and Drop

Wirless Technology

Do u have this Talent?

Forg0t something -?

Bewareee

Smile

Hanged

Love letter from Biscuit Mfg

Yesterday was a Good Day . Our meeting was Truly Nice . Though
I was in 50-50 mind to see you, the meeting and the Treat were good.
The Hide and Seek game we had played was really memorable. If I had
not met you, probably my Little Heart would have burst. But this
occasion gave me a great Boost to make me feel like seeing you again
and again. Like a Tiger I will grab you if any! body comes between us.

Yours,
Bourbon

Notice- good one

Who is GOD

There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.


Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .


Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?


Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?

Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.

Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?

Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?

Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!


Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?


Young Man: No.

Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?


Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?


Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.


Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?


Young Man: In pain.

Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Devil and also the hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the hell will become a very painful place for devil.

God said: "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you."

If you are not ashamed, pass this message on...only if you believe.

"Yes, I love God .He is my fountain of Life and My Savior.He keeps me going day & night. Without GOD , I am no one. But with GOD , I can do everything. GOD is my strength."

Confidence Trust and Hope

CONFIDENCE: *

Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella.... ..that's confidence.. .........

*TRUST:

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs.....because he knows you will catch him........

*HOPE:

* Everynight we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day.

KEEP CONFIDENCE; TRUST OTHERS AND NEVER LOSE HOPE

what do u know about Deepavali ?

Deepavali – The Festival of Lights



Deepavali, The festival of lights is celebrated on Amavasya, the 15th day of the dark fortnight of the Hindu month of Ashwin. Each day of the 5 day festival has its own significance with a number of myths, stories and beliefs.

DHANTERAS

The first day is called “DHANTERAS” or “DHANTRAYODASHI”. The word Dhan means wealth. On this day Lakshmi Puja is performed in the evening when tiny diyas are lit, to drive away the shadows of evil spirits. A very interesting story about this day is of the 16 yr. old son of King Hima. As per his horoscope he was to die of a snakebite on the 4th day of his marriage. On that day his young wife did not allow him to sleep. She laid all her ornaments and lots of gold and silver coins in a big heap at the entrance of her husband’s boudoir and lit innumerable lamps all over the place. And she went on telling stories and singing songs. When Yama, the God of Death, arrived there his eyes got blinded by the dazzle of the brilliant lights and he could’nt enter the Prince’s chamber. So he climbed on top of the heap of ornaments and coins and sat there the whole night listening to the melodious songs. In the morning, he quietly went away. Since then the day of Dhanteras came to be known as the day of “Yamadeepdaan” and lamps are kept lit through the night.



NARAK-CHATURDASHI

The second day known as NARAKACHATURDASHI, marks the defeat of the demon Naraka by Lord Krishna and his wife Satyabhama.



The “Puranas” have it that Naraka, son of Bhudevi, acquired immense power from blessings given by Lord Brahma after a severe penance. He soon unleashed a reign of terror in his kingdom. Naraka could not be easily killed as he had a boon that he would face death only at the hands of his mother Bhudevi. Krishna asks his wife Satyabhama, the reincarnation of Bhudevi, to be his charioteer in the battle with Naraka. When Krishna feigns unconciousness after being hit by an arrow of Naraka, Satyabhama takes the bow and aims at Naraka, killing him instantly. The slaying of Naraka by Satyabhama could also be taken to interpret that parents should not hesitate to punish their children when they stray onto the wrong path. The message of Naraka chaturdashi is that the good of society shoud always prevail over one’s own personal bonds.



Krishna , after his victory over Naraka came home early, on the morning of Narakachaturdashi day. The womenfolk massaged scented oil all over his body to wash away the filth. Since then the custom of taking bath of taking bath before sunrise with perfumed “uptan” on this day has become a traditional practice.



LAKSHMI PUJA

The third day of the festival of Diwali is the most important day of Lakshmi-Puja which is entirely devoted to the propitiation of Goddess Lakshmi. It is believed that on this day Goddess Lakshmi would be in her benevolent mood and fulfill the wishes of her devotees. So those who worship Goddess Lakshmi on this day would be bestowed with all the riches.

Also on this very day the Sun enters his second course and passes Libra which is represented by the balance or scale. Hence, this design of Libra is believed to have suggested the balancing of accounts books and their closing. For the business community, Diwali marks the worship of Goddess Lakshmi and also the beginning of the new financial year.

This day is also celebrated as the return of Lord Ram along with Sita & Lakshman, after 14 years of exile and his victory over Ravana. To celebrate his return to ayodhya, his subjects illuminated the kingdom with innumerable twinkling diyas and converted the amavasya night into a bright day.



PADWA

The fourth day is Padwa or Varshapratipada which marks the coronation of King Vikramaditya and Vikram-Samvat was started from this Padwa day. It is also marked as the beginning of the Hindu New Year and as a brand new beginning for all. Govardhan Puja is also performed on this day as Lord Krishna saved his Gokul from Indra’s anger by lifting up the Govardhan Mountain with one finger.

Goddess Lakshmi is worshipped in every Hindu household and her blessings are sought for success and happiness. This day is looked upon as the most auspicious day to start any new venture.



BHAI – DHUJ

The fifth and final day of Diwali is known as “Bhaiyya-Dhuj”. As legend goes Yamraj, the God of Death visited his sister Yami on this day. She put the auspicious tilak on his forehead, garlanded him and fed him with special dishes and both of them ate the sweets, talked and enjoyed. As a parting gift, Yama gave her a special gift. In return Yami also gave him a lovely gift which she had made with her own hands. That day, Yama announced that anyone who receives a tilak from his sister will always prosper. Since then this day is also known by the name “Yama-Dwitiya” and is observed as symbol of love between brothers and sisters.



Thus Diwali projects the rich and glorious past of our country and teaches us to uphold the true values of life.

Things u Never knew that your cellphone can do

THINGS WE NEVER KNEW OUR CELL PHONE COULD DO ...



There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for

survival .. Check out the things that you can do with it:

*I*

* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find

yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an

emergency , dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to

establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112

can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out .**

*II*

* Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote

keys ?*

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call

someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person

at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on

their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your

keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,

and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you

can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car

over a cell phone!"*

*III*

Subject: Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call

and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve

battery . To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with

this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This

reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND

*IV*

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on

your phone:

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your

handset . Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get

stolen , you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They

will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the

SIM card, your phone will be totally useless .

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever

stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile

phones .

Be Silent

LJ gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.

The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE SILENT!'

There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks at LJ. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!OE...'

Can u beat this RESUME ?

RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi, 1969-71;

Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, 1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil
Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS:

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade


1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance



1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;



Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;



Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD



November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);



Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission


April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission



1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee



September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India.

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth
-Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of
articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus



1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION:

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932

Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister is possibly the most qualified PM all over the world.

Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN

Balle Balle

Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.

He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Balle balle !!!!

All at work

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox: "Hmm. But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your great claws will only destroy it even more"

Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"

Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken!"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"

Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV"

Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene: Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A SUPERVISOR IS FAMOUS, LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES. In the context of the working world: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED, LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

What girls think about Men ?

1)What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


2) Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...



3) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.



4) If you drop a men and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.. ...



5) What did God say after he created man?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman



6) What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.



7) What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business



8) What makes men chase women when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving.

Police Man

Little Johnny was sitting on his porch, stirring a bucket of shit.
Along came the mailman and he asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnny replied,
“Bucket of shit.” The mailman then asked Little Johnny what he was making, and Little Johnny
said, “A mailman.”
The mailman was appalled by this, and went to tell the fireman. The fireman went to Little Johnny
and asked, "What you got there?" Little Johnny replied, “Bucket of shit.” The fireman asked Little
Johnny what he was making, and Little Johnny said, “A fireman.”
The mailman and the fireman were furious at Little Johnny and went to tell the policeman.
The policeman went to Little Johnny and asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnny
once again replied, “Bucket of shit.” The policeman then said, “Let me guess, you're making a
policeman.” Little Johnny said, “No, don't got enough shit!”

jungle rule

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and
pulled out a pair of Nikes.

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to
make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just
have to run faster than you".

Ha ha ha

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

Little Johnny shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty."

Rule 49(o)

Rule No. 49(O) in the Conduct of Election Rules 1961 says:

"Elector deciding not to vote - If an elector, after his electoral roll number has been duly entered in the register of voters in Form 17 A and has put his signature or thumb impression thereon as required under sub-rule (1) of rule 49L, decided not to record his vote, a remark to this effect shall be made against the said entry in Form 17A by the presiding officer, and the signature or thumb impression of the elector shall be obtained against such remark. "

Explanation:

In other words, a voter can go to the polling station and tell the presiding officer that he/she does not wish to cast her/his vote. The presiding officer will make a remark that the voter does not wish to vote and take the voter's signature against his/her name in the register of voters (Form 17A). At the end of the day, the presiding officer will, in totalling the number of votes cast, also include the number of electors who refused to cast their vote. By doing so, voters make it clear to all political parties that they are not satisfied with the kind of candidates put up by them. Though they have done their duty as citizens by going to the polling station, they have not found anyone on the ballot paper who deserves their vote. This is the Protest Vote.

If large numbers of citizens exercise their franchise in this manner, political parties will be forced to be far more careful in ensuring they do not nominate crooks and criminals or incompetents as their candidates next time round. This in turn will see the emergence of honest and committed candidates getting into Parliament and state legislatures in the long run, thus leading the way to good governance. After the present elections have concluded, the Indian Liberal Group will press for the Protest Vote facility on electronic voting machines the next time round, so that voters have the option to say "None of the Above" after scrutinizing the candidates on the ballot.

The other factor thats involved with this 49(0) section is a scary section for the political parties.
Here's an example. Say there's a candidate standing in City A.
And say out of 100 people only 40 people turn to vote and out of that the Candidate recieves 30 votes. Then by rule, he's been declared as elected. But say, if out of the 100 people 70 turn to vote. and 30 people vote for the candidate and the other 40 people use section 49(0), to say i am not interested in anyof the candidate. Then if, the candidates vote(which the vote he got ie., 30) is less than the vote against him (under section 49(0) - which is 40), then by rule he would not be elected as winner and in turn he would not be able to participate in anymore further elections. And the election for CITY A will be re-held with fresh candidates. Now that sounds great handle for people!!

And i hope that's why many people dont know about section 49(0) and the politicians and the goverment still tries to keep it a hidden secret.

Tips of how to stay young……..

Research has found that people who generally live longer do so partly because of good habits. Here, Dr Vernon Coleman and others provide some of the following good habits for longevity.

1) Laugh & fun, don’t be gloomy
2) Let bygones be bygones. Dwelling on the past inflicts unnecessary stress.
3) Early to bed, early to rise, is healthy & wise
4) Stay lean, being just 30% overweight is bad.
5) Keep learning, reading & socializing – an alert & active mind keeps brain cells healthy.
6) Keep working, doing something you like. Don’t retire, it slows down your body.
7) Be the boss of your own life. Letting others push you around produces stress.
8) Too many pills ruin your body, take just what you need.
9) Constantly alternating between weight gain & loss is bad
10) Exercise, quit smoking and eat less fatty foods
11) Do not worry about health & death, just get on with your life and enjoy it.

P A P P U

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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IQ test

Check your IQ- test at


Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan
"Everybody has to cross the river"

To play, click the link below, then click the blue circle to start.

The following rules apply:

Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
The father can not stay with any of the daughters, without their mother's presence
The mother can not stay with any of the sons, without their father's presence
The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member,if the Policeman is not there
Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft
To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.



http://www.robmathiowetz.com/

a good one....

Woman as explained by Engineers !

Finally - An Explanation to woman that makes sense to man

Element - Woman
Symbol - not known
Discoverer - Adam
Atomic mass - Accepted as 55Kg, but known to vary from
45kg to 225kg

Physical properties:
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common
ore


Chemical Properties:

1. Reacts well to Gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common use :

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car
2. can greatly aid relaxation
3. can be very effective cleaning agent

Hazards:

1. Turns green when places alongside a superor specimen
2. possession of more than one is possible but specimens
must never make eye contact

Puzzle

Puzzles.. Identify the word
It was name of a place, 123456

1234 is a deadly weapon
23 is a sign of particular religion
456 is related to sea.

Crack it..


mail me the answer.. misterraj@gmail.com