What girls think about Men ?

1)What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


2) Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...



3) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.



4) If you drop a men and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.. ...



5) What did God say after he created man?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman



6) What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.



7) What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business



8) What makes men chase women when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving.