Police Man

Little Johnny was sitting on his porch, stirring a bucket of shit.
Along came the mailman and he asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnny replied,
“Bucket of shit.” The mailman then asked Little Johnny what he was making, and Little Johnny
said, “A mailman.”
The mailman was appalled by this, and went to tell the fireman. The fireman went to Little Johnny
and asked, "What you got there?" Little Johnny replied, “Bucket of shit.” The fireman asked Little
Johnny what he was making, and Little Johnny said, “A fireman.”
The mailman and the fireman were furious at Little Johnny and went to tell the policeman.
The policeman went to Little Johnny and asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnny
once again replied, “Bucket of shit.” The policeman then said, “Let me guess, you're making a
policeman.” Little Johnny said, “No, don't got enough shit!”