Office signs

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation, or your prozac is working.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

If at first you don't succeed, try sleeping with management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Aim Low,
Reach Your Goals,
Avoid Disappointment.

Plagiarism saves time.
Why reinvent the wheel?


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.