santaJi BantaJi

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?"
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Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghar dekha hai.....!
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Why did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book???
So that no one else could use them if he lost his chequebook?!!
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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party, Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also !!!!!!
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AND THE LAST ONE ......
How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option,
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC,
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file,
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!