Short Jokes
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Geography & History usually inversely proportional
A girl with good geography will have a bad history &a girl with good history will have a bad geography
A laugh 2 start ur dayA large signboard says " ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY "A Drunkard saw the sign & shouted: " SO WHAT? who's in a hurry?!
"Boy: I kept sending my lover a love letter everyday for 3 years!Friend: then what happened....?Boy: She married the courier boy :-(
A judge charged Rs 542.50 fine to a man in a rape case
Man asked : Why this 542 rupeed & 50 paise?Judge replied: Rs.500 for Rape and 8.5% Entertainment tax
A couple had a fight one nightGoing to bed husband said: "Goodnite mother of 3 kids
"Wife replied: "Good nite father of none"
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