If we were in Pak,

If we were in Pak,
our education options would be:

IIT-Islamic Institute of Terrorism
JEE-Jehadic Entrance Examinations
IIM-Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT-Career in Al-Qaeda and Taliban
IAS-Iraq after Saddam
GATE-General Aptitude in Terrorism and Extremisim
M.Tech-Masters in Terror Technology