Time to smile

Math

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Spelling

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
STUDENT: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."