Sardar's Blunders

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport
size photograph
of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photo fell down from
his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the
ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted
to hospital.



He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse
condition.

Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote
village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house
and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't a
llow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether
he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up
daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went to the next
house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....."
The rest is history.


Two Sardars and their Horses
Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.
"How will we know which is your & which is mine?" asked Zail."Easy"
replied
Jarnail. "I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the
bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Zail
got frustrated & said "Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours
& black will be mine