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I
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?


Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am


II
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha

III

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

IV



Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

V

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

VI

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else.


VII

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM


VIII

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.