Santa-Bants JOkes

What's Ford?

Santa: Gaadi.

What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college

Banta: What's he studying?

Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!