Hasne Ka TIME

Bollu falls in luv with a nurse...

After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."fffffff

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Bollu went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Bollu went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Bollu: Dusri side tera pyo lagayega kya?

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

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